I hang out with comics and drag queens. My jokes are funny, my makeup is on point, and I’m going to die alone. But my funeral is going to be sickening.
My grandfather was The Skipper on Gilligan’s Island, and my great grandfather was in all the old classics with Errol Flynn and Bette Davis. When you come from a family as successful as that, the bar is set really high. So I get really high and work in a gay bar.